Frog Reviews!

The only impartial frog based Steam curation!

Follow me on Steam to make sure the games you play have frogs! Ignore the game I made, I cannot leave a review for my own games and my game has no frogs. I'm a frog failure as a game dev :(

Check the links in the sidebar for more details on why a game got the score it did

- Frog Rating System -

I can't just tell you I am an impartial curator without backing that statement up!. Let me tell you the way I determine which rating a game will get.

First I use the following scoring system:

  • Am I frog? - 4pts
  • Frog Friends? - 2pts
  • About Frogs? - 3pts
  • Other Frogs? - 1pt

Points don't multiply, if I am human and there are 2 friend frogs, and some other frogs, but the game is about driving then its 3pts. I then decide on the final rating based on the points

  • 10pts - Dancing Rainbow Frog Gif ~ Amazing frog!
  • 6-9pts - Wizard Frog Gif ~ Great frog!
  • 3-5 - FF7 Frog Gif ~ Good frog!
  • 1-2pts - Old PC Frog Gif ~ Has frog!
  • 0pts - A Lilly Pad ~ No frog!

All of the reviews are below. I can make mistakes, in the interest of being impartial please reach out to me here if I missed a frog, or you dissagree with me over how frog based a game is. Thank You!


A Short Hike

Old PC Frog Gif ~ Has frog!

  • I'm Not Frog - 0pts
  • Frog Friends - 2pts
  • Not About Frogs - 0pts
  • No Other Frogs - 0pts
Sand Castle Frog

Baldur's Gate 3

Old PC Frog Gif ~ Has frog!

  • I'm Not Frog - 0pts
  • Frog Friends - 2pts
  • Not About Frogs - 0pts
  • No Other Frogs - 0pts
Addled Frog

Cave Story

FF7 Frog Gif ~ Good frog!

  • I'm Not Frog - 0pts
  • Frog Friends - 2pts
  • Not About Frogs - 0pts
  • Other Frogs - 1pts
Dr. Frog

Chrono Trigger

FF7 Frog Gif ~ Good frog!

  • I'm Not Frog - 0pts
  • Frog Friends - 2pts
  • Not About Frogs - 0pts
  • Has Other Frogs - 1pts
Frog Frog Smash Other Frogs

Deadlock

Wizard Frog Gif ~ Great frog!

  • I'm Frog, if I cheat- 4pts
  • Frog Friends, If they cheat - 2pts
  • Not About Frogs - 0pts
  • Other Frogs, if opponent cheats - 1pts
Deadlock Anti-Cheat Frog

Dragon Age Origins

A Lilly Pad ~ No frog!

  • I'm Not Frog - 0pts
  • No Frog Friends - 0pts
  • Not About Frogs - 0pts
  • No Other Frogs - 0pts

Final Fantasy VII

Wizard Frog Gif ~ Great frog!

  • I can be frog - 4pts
  • Friends can be frog!! - 2pts
  • Not About Frogs - 0pts
  • Frogs make me and friends frogs! - 1pts
Win as frogs

Final Fantasy VII Remake

Wizard Frog Gif ~ Great frog!

  • I can still be frog - 4pts
  • Friends can still be frog!! - 2pts
  • Not About Frogs - 0pts
  • Frogs still make me and friends frogs! - 1pts
Sahagin Sahagin

Frog Detective

Wizard Frog Gif ~ Great frog!

  • I'm Frog - 4pts
  • No Frog Friends - 0pts
  • About Frogs - 3pts
  • No Other Frogs - 0pts
Frog Detective in a hole

Frog Detective 2

Wizard Frog Gif ~ Great frog!

  • I'm Frog - 4pts
  • No Frog Friends - 0pts
  • About Frogs - 3pts
  • No Other Frogs - 0pts
Frog Detective on the phone

Frog Detective 3

Wizard Frog Gif ~ Great frog!

  • I'm Frog - 4pts
  • No Frog Friends - 0pts
  • About Frogs - 3pts
  • No Other Frogs - 0pts
Frog Detective on a scooter

Froggie

FF7 Frog Gif ~ Good frog!

  • I'm Frog - 4pts
  • No Frog Friends - 0pts
  • Not About Frogs - 0pts
  • No Other Frogs - 0pts
MC from Froggie

Froggy's Battle

Wizard Frog Gif ~ Great frog!

  • I'm Frog - 4pts
  • No Frog Friends - 0pts
  • About Frogs - 3pts
  • Many Other Frogs - 1pts
Battle Frogs

Hell Divers 2

Lilly Pad ~ No frog!

  • I'm Frog - 0pts
  • No Frog Friends - 0pts
  • Not About Frogs - 0pts
  • No Other Frogs - 0pts

Hollow Knight

A Lilly Pad ~ No frog!

  • I'm Not Frog - 0pts
  • No Frog Friends - 0pts
  • Not About Frogs - 0pts
  • No Other Frogs - 0pts

Inscryption

Old PC Frog Gif ~ Has frog!

  • I'm Not Frog - 0pts
  • Frog Friends - 0pts
  • Not About Frogs - 0pts
  • Has Other Frogs - 1pts
Bullfrog Card Strange frog card

Kero Blaster

FF7 Frog Gif ~ Good frog!

  • I'm Frog - 4pts
  • No Frog Friends - 0pts
  • Not About Frogs - 0pts
  • No Other Frogs - 0pts
MC from Kero Blaster

Lil Gator Game

Old PC Frog Gif ~ Has frog!

  • I'm Not Frog - 0pts
  • Frog Friends - 2pts
  • Not About Frogs - 0pts
  • No Other Frogs - 0pts
Avery from Lil Gator Game

Love Letter

A Lilly Pad ~ No frog!

  • I'm Not Frog - 0pts
  • No Frog Friends - 0pts
  • Not About Frogs - 0pts
  • No Other Frogs - 0pts

Persona 3 Portable

A Lilly Pad ~ No frog!

  • I'm Not Frog - 0pts
  • No Frog Friends - 0pts
  • Not About Frogs - 0pts
  • No Other Frogs - 0pts

Persona 3 Reload

A Lilly Pad ~ No frog!

  • I'm Not Frog - 0pts
  • No Frog Friends - 0pts
  • Not About Frogs - 0pts
  • No Other Frogs - 0pts

Persona 4 Golden

Old PC Frog Gif ~ Has frog!

  • I'm Not Frog - 0pts
  • Friend is sorta a frog - 2pts
  • Not About Frogs - 0pts
  • No Other Frogs - 0pts
Shadow Yosuke

RetroArch

Rainbow Frog Gif ~ Amazing frog!

  • I'm can be frog - 4pts
  • Friends can be frogs - 2pts
  • Can be about frogs - 3pts
  • Opponents can be frogs - 1pts
FFT frog curseEmeraldRashFrog Enemy in Lufia 2

Stardew Valley

Old PC Frog Gif ~ Has frog!

  • I'm Not Frog - 0pts
  • No Frog Friends - 0pts
  • Not About Frogs - 0pts
  • Has Other Frogs - 1pts
A Frog

Tri City Monsters

A Lilly Pad ~ No frog!

  • I'm Not Frog - 0pts
  • No Frog Friends - 0pts
  • Not About Frogs - 0pts
  • No Other Frogs - 0pts

Terraria

Old PC Frog Gif ~ Has frog!

  • I'm Not Frog - 0pts
  • Frog Friends - 0pts
  • Not About Frogs - 0pts
  • Has Other Frogs - 1pts
frog in terrarium statue of frog

Undertale

FF7 Frog Gif ~ Good frog!

  • I'm Not Frog - 0pts
  • Frog Friends - 2pts
  • Not About Frogs - 0pts
  • Other Frogs - 1pts
froggit small froggit final froggit

Yakuza 0

A Lilly Pad ~ No frog!

  • I'm Not Frog - 0pts
  • No Frog Friends - 0pts
  • Not About Frogs - 0pts
  • No Other Frogs - 0pts