Frog Reviews!
The only impartial frog based Steam curation!
Follow me on Steam to make sure the games you play have frogs! Ignore the game I made, I cannot leave a review for my own games and my game has no frogs. I'm a frog failure as a game dev :(
Check the links in the sidebar for more details on why a game got the score it did
- Frog Rating System -
I can't just tell you I am an impartial curator without backing that statement up!. Let me tell you the way I determine which rating a game will get.
First I use the following scoring system:
- Am I frog? - 4pts
- Frog Friends? - 2pts
- About Frogs? - 3pts
- Other Frogs? - 1pt
Points don't multiply, if I am human and there are 2 friend frogs, and some other frogs, but the game is about driving then its 3pts. I then decide on the final rating based on the points
- 10pts -
~ Amazing frog!
- 6-9pts -
~ Great frog!
- 3-5 -
~ Good frog!
- 1-2pts -
~ Has frog!
- 0pts -
~ No frog!
All of the reviews are below. I can make mistakes, in the interest of being impartial please reach out to me here if I missed a frog, or you dissagree with me over how frog based a game is. Thank You!
2064: Read only memories
~ No frog!
- I'm Not Frog - 0pts
- No Frog Friends - 0pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- No Other Frogs - 0pts
A Short Hike
~ Has frog!
- I'm Not Frog - 0pts
- Frog Friends - 2pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- No Other Frogs - 0pts

Balatro
~ No frog!
- I'm Not Frog - 0pts
- No Frog Friends - 0pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- No Other Frogs - 0pts
Baldur's Gate 3
~ Has frog!
- I'm Not Frog - 0pts
- Frog Friends - 2pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- No Other Frogs - 0pts

Banner Saga
~ No frog!
- I'm Not Frog - 0pts
- No Frog Friends - 0pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- No Other Frogs - 0pts
Beat Saber
~ No frog!
- I'm Not Frog - 0pts
- No Frog Friends - 0pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- No Other Frogs - 0pts
Cave Story
~ Good frog!
- I'm Not Frog - 0pts
- Frog Friends - 2pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- Other Frogs - 1pts

Celeste
~ No frog!
- I'm Not Frog - 0pts
- No Frog Friends - 0pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- No Other Frogs - 0pts
Chrono Trigger
~ Good frog!
- I'm Not Frog - 0pts
- Frog Friends - 2pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- Has Other Frogs - 1pts



Deadlock
~ Great frog!
- I'm Frog, if I cheat- 4pts
- Frog Friends, If they cheat - 2pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- Other Frogs, if opponent cheats - 1pts

Dragon Age Origins
~ No frog!
- I'm Not Frog - 0pts
- No Frog Friends - 0pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- No Other Frogs - 0pts
Elite Dangerous
~ No frog!
- I'm Not Frog - 0pts
- No Frog Friends - 0pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- No Other Frogs - 0pts
Fez
~ Has frog!
- I'm Not Frog - 0pts
- Frog Friends - 0pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- Has Other Frogs - 1pts

Final Fantasy VII
~ Great frog!
- I can be frog - 4pts
- Friends can be frog!! - 2pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- Frogs make me and friends frogs! - 1pts

Final Fantasy VII Remake
~ Great frog!
- I can still be frog - 4pts
- Friends can still be frog!! - 2pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- Frogs still make me and friends frogs! - 1pts


Frog Detective
~ Great frog!
- I'm Frog - 4pts
- No Frog Friends - 0pts
- About Frogs - 3pts
- No Other Frogs - 0pts

Frog Detective 2
~ Great frog!
- I'm Frog - 4pts
- No Frog Friends - 0pts
- About Frogs - 3pts
- No Other Frogs - 0pts

Frog Detective 3
~ Great frog!
- I'm Frog - 4pts
- No Frog Friends - 0pts
- About Frogs - 3pts
- No Other Frogs - 0pts

Froggie
~ Good frog!
- I'm Frog - 4pts
- No Frog Friends - 0pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- No Other Frogs - 0pts

Froggy's Battle
~ Great frog!
- I'm Frog - 4pts
- No Frog Friends - 0pts
- About Frogs - 3pts
- Many Other Frogs - 1pts

Hell Divers 2
~ No frog!
- I'm Frog - 0pts
- No Frog Friends - 0pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- No Other Frogs - 0pts
Her Story
~ No frog!
- I'm Frog - 0pts
- No Frog Friends - 0pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- No Other Frogs - 0pts
Hollow Knight
~ No frog!
- I'm Not Frog - 0pts
- No Frog Friends - 0pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- No Other Frogs - 0pts
Inscryption
~ Has frog!
- I'm Not Frog - 0pts
- Frog Friends - 0pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- Has Other Frogs - 1pts


Jamestown
~ No frog!
- I'm Not Frog - 0pts
- No Frog Friends - 0pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- No Other Frogs - 0pts
Kero Blaster
~ Good frog!
- I'm Frog - 4pts
- No Frog Friends - 0pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- No Other Frogs - 0pts

Lil Gator Game
~ Has frog!
- I'm Not Frog - 0pts
- Frog Friends - 2pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- No Other Frogs - 0pts

Love Letter
~ No frog!
- I'm Not Frog - 0pts
- No Frog Friends - 0pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- No Other Frogs - 0pts
Persona 3 Portable
~ No frog!
- I'm Not Frog - 0pts
- No Frog Friends - 0pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- No Other Frogs - 0pts
Persona 3 Reload
~ No frog!
- I'm Not Frog - 0pts
- No Frog Friends - 0pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- No Other Frogs - 0pts
Persona 4 Golden
~ Has frog!
- I'm Not Frog - 0pts
- Friend is sorta a frog - 2pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- No Other Frogs - 0pts

Persona 5 Royal
~ Has frog!
- I'm Not Frog - 0pts
- No Frog Friends - 0pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- Statue of Frog - 0pts

RetroArch
~ Amazing frog!
- I'm can be frog - 4pts
- Friends can be frogs - 2pts
- Can be about frogs - 3pts
- Opponents can be frogs - 1pts




Slay the Spire
~ No frog!
- I'm Not Frog - 0pts
- No Frog Friends - 0pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- No Other Frogs - 0pts
Snail Simulator
~ Has frog!
- I'm Snail - 0pts
- Snail Friends - 0pts
- About Snails - 0pts
- Has Frogs by Lake - 1pts


Stardew Valley
~ Has frog!
- I'm Not Frog - 0pts
- No Frog Friends - 0pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- Has Other Frogs - 1pts

Table Top Simulator
~ Amazing frog!
- I'm can be frog - 4pts
- Friends can be frogs - 2pts
- Can be about frogs - 3pts
- Opponents can be frogs - 1pts



The Talos Principal
~ Has frog!
- I'm Not Frog - 0pts
- No Frog Friends - 0pts
- Mentions Frogs* - 1pts
- No Other Frogs - 0pts

Terraria
~ Has frog!
- I'm Not Frog - 0pts
- No Frog Friends - 0pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- Has Other Frogs - 1pts
Tri City Monsters
~ No frog!
- I'm Not Frog - 0pts
- No Frog Friends - 0pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- No Other Frogs - 0pts


Undertale
~ Good frog!
- I'm Not Frog - 0pts
- Frog Friends - 2pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- Other Frogs - 1pts



Yakuza 0
~ No frog!
- I'm Not Frog - 0pts
- No Frog Friends - 0pts
- Not About Frogs - 0pts
- No Other Frogs - 0pts